Published Humor

​McSweney's

• Greta Garbo Reviews Self-Help Books

The Weekly Humorist

• Melania Trump’s Letter to Jill Biden

Greener Pastures

• Ivanka Trump’s Guide for Denying Climate Change

• Eulogy for Melania Trump’s “Be Best” Campaign

Hot Valley Writers

• Melania Trump’s Secret Diary Entries

The Satirist

• Bah Humbug: Greta Garbo Reviews Holiday Movies

• ​Garbo on Valentine’s Day: A Survival Guide for the Single Girl

The Bigger Picture

• The Pied Piping Rat of Washingtonia

• Melania Trump is an Asshole — I Told You So!

The Haven

• Vogue’s “73 Questions” With Melania: Interview Transcript

• Hansel and Gretel are Hot

Extra Newsfeed

• Red Crab Rallies Crowd Against Humpback Invasion: Controversy and Conspiracy Under the Sea

• A Thank You Letter to Journalist Kate Bennett From Melania Trump

• Be Best Inspiration for America’s Daughters: A Fan Letter to Melania Trump

• A Christmas (NOT HOLIDAY!) Carol

• Dear Mrs. T.: A White House Advice Column

  • Serial Killer Edition

  • Sex Offender Edition

• Trumpian Frat Party

• Snow White and the Seven Trump Dwarves: The Genesis of Ivanka Trump’s Presidential Campaign

• Melania’s First Time Making Fake News: Based on a True Story

• Rapunzel and the Knitted Pink Helmet Rope

Feature Articles

La Voce Di New York

• The End of Italian-American Identity

• Italian Americans Are the Clowns of White People

• Why are Italian Americans always saying the same things? Queens Marie reviews "A Bronx Tale: The Musical"

• Greta Garbo Slams Hollywood’s Weinstein Response: Film icon finds their fake outrage predictable and boring

Curve Magazine (select)

• Funny Wins: Comedy and conversation with Judy Gold at the Cinderblock Comedy Festival

• Calling the Shots: What being queer means for women working in television, both behind and in front of the camera

• BETTY's Perfect Harmony: A shared passion for social justice and a love of music has kept BETTY rocking for 30 years​ (cover)

• Wild in Italy: A performance troupe aims to revolutionize the Italians’ view of gender

• Fun Home: Profile and Interview With Creators

• Gender Uprising in Italy: Italy’s avantgarde, gender bending performance troupe

• Note from Ms. Garbo, Judy Garland at Dixon